"The secret of eternal youth is arrested development."

"I have a simple philosophy. Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. And scratch where it itches."

"He looks as though he's been weaned on a pickle."

"If you can't say anything good about someone, sit right here by me."

"I have a simple philosophy. Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches."

"He appears to have been weened on a pickle."

"There's something in our world that makes men lose their heads--they couldn't be fair if they tried."

"I don't stand for the black man's side, I don't stand for the white man's side, I stand for God's side."

"If someone tells you he is going to make ``a realistic decision,' you immediately understand that he is going to do something bad."

"The devil hath power To assume a pleasing shape."

"Education is the best provision for old age."

"If you disclose your alms, even then it is well done, but if you keep them secret, and give them to the poor, then that is better still for you; and this wipes off from you some of your evil deeds."