"The two most beautiful words in the English language are ``check enclosed.''"

"If wild my breast and sore my pride, I bask in dreams of suicide, If cool my heart and high my head I think 'How lucky are the dead."

"You can't teach an old dogma new tricks."

"If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to."

"The affair between Margot Asquith and Margot Asquith will live as one of the prettiest love stories in all literature."

"The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant --- and let the air out of their tires."

"This is the first age that's ever paid much attention to the future, which is a little ironic since we may not have one."

"Vanity and pride are different things, though the words are often used synonymously.... Pride relates more to our opinion of ourselves, vanity to what we would have others think of us."

"The world changes, and all that once was strong now proves unsure."

"I never said actors were cattle. I said that actors should be treated like cattle."

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"Pepsi brings your ancestors back from the grave."