"He who is of calm and happy nature will hardly feel the pressure of age, but to him who is of an opposite disposition youth and age are equally a burden."

"A young man is embarrassed to question an older one."

"The longer I live the more beautiful life becomes."

"The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age."

"The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools."

"I was always taught to respect my elders and I've now reached the age when I don't have anybody to respect."

"An old doting fool, with one foot already in the grave."

"The young have aspirations that never come to pass, the old have reminiscences of what never happened."

"About the only thing that comes to us without effort is old age."

"When you're eighteen your emotions are violent, but they're not durable."