"You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams."

"Step with care and great tact And remember that Life's a Great Balancing Act Just never forget to be dexterous and deft And never mix up your right foot with your left."

"You make 'em, I amuse 'em. [children]"

"Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It's not."

"I speak for the trees, for the trees have no tongues."

"Adults are just obsolete children and the hell with them."

"I'm glad the President finally found an economic development program. I'm just sad that it's only in Baghdad."

"I succeeded by saying what everyone else is thinking."

"Live each season as it passes; breathe the air, drink the drink, taste the fruit, and resign yourself to the influences of each."

"I know a lot about cars. I can look at a car's headlights and tell you exactly which way it's coming."

"Feelings are real and legitimate; children behave and misbehave for a reason, even if adults cannot figure it out."

"Our remedies oft in ourselves do lie, which we ascribe to heaven."