"It is really asking too much of a woman to expect her to bring up her husband and her children too."

"People make one happy, not houses? I do not think so. Houses are more to be trusted than people."

"And thou shalt smite thine enemy even unto the wall, gnashing thy teeth, and he shall grow small in thy mirrors."

"People remember you better if you wear the same outfit."

"Why grab possessions like thieves, or divide them like socialists, when you can ignore them like wise men?"

"Take Nothing but Pictures. Leave nothing but footprints. Kill nothing but time."

"When kids hit the age of one, they're like miniature drunks. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They laugh, then two minutes later they're crying. They drool."

"The scars of others should teach us caution."

"A critic is a gong at a railroad crossing clanging loudly and vainly as the train goes by."

"Cherish that which is within you, and shut off that which is without."

"Delusions of grandeur make me feel a lot better about myself."

"It takes two to speak the truth--one to speak and the other to hear."