"People who have what they want are fond of telling people who haven't what they want that they really don't want it."

"Progress might have been all right once, but it went on too long."

"The Preacher, the Politicain, the Teacher, Were each of them once a kiddie. A child, indeed, is a wonderful creature. Do I want one? God Forbiddie!"

"Children aren't happy with nothing to ignore, And that's what parents were created for."

"The Pig, if I am not mistaken, Supplies us sausage, ham, and Bacon. Let others say his heart is big, I think it stupid of the Pig."

"A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold."

"It has been said, 'time heals all wounds.' I do not agree. The wounds remain. In time, the mind, protecting its sanity, covers them with scar tissue and the pain lessens. But it is never gone."

"Laws are silent in times of war."

"I think we agree, the past is over."

"Colleges hate geniuses, just as convents hate saints."

"I already gave my best. I have no regrets at all."

"UN-AMERICAN, adj. Wicked, intolerable, heathenish."